teaching sex

A Teacher of Class 5 is asked to teach sex...

After thinking she decides to use flash cards, She shows a picture of a Breast...
One child speaks up...
"That's Breast, my mom has two of it...

Then she shows a picture of a Penis...
Another child speaks up
"That's a Penis my dad has two of it....
Confused, the teacher asked, "Two?"
The child said:
"A small one to Pee
& A bigger one to brush mommy's teeth""

difference in panties now days

What's the difference
between 1920's panties &
2011 panties???

In 1920 you had to open
the panty to see the bum,
In 2011 you have to open
the bum to see the panty

dating web

I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.
One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.
Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer.

cake

A naked man looks in the mirror and says to his wife, "Why do I always get a hard-on when I look at myself?" Wife says, "Because your cock thinks you're a poes too!"