What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed buglars
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
A snake charmer.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"But where will you keep it?" said the second.
"Your yard's much too small for a pig!"
"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend.
"But what about the smell?"
"He'll soon get used to that."
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed buglars
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
A snake charmer.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"But where will you keep it?" said the second.
"Your yard's much too small for a pig!"
"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend.
"But what about the smell?"
"He'll soon get used to that."
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed.
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