Some Laughter=D =)) ***Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!(y) ***Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...(n) ***New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.:D ***Why is $ex like shaving?Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again.../:). ***Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.#:-s ***Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.:x ***Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!X_X ***Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.=)) ***Advantages of having an affair with a married women. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!;) ***My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! =D =))
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