SATHIE, BALA AND PERU

Sathie died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends,  Bala and Peru, who were with him everywhere he went, were sent for.
Bala went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Bala said, "Ayo, he's burnt very bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and  Bala said, ..."Nor, it's not Sathie." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought  Peru in to identify the body.  Peru took a look at him and said, "Ya, he's burnt very bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Peru said, "Nor, it's not  Sathie."The mortician asked, "How can  you tell?" Bala  said, "Well,  Sathie had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician."Ya, said Bala & Peru in unison, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, people would say, 'Here comes  Sathie with two assholes