Wednesday, 2 May 2012

BOOBS VS WILLIES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad,
how many
Kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through
three
Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
'Mom, how
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes
through
Three phases also..
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for
decoration.'...=)) X_X =D

EXCELLENT QUOTE ON A MARRIED MAN'S T-SHIRT

"I married my wife for her looks...
But, not the ones she is giving me lately."

EXCELLENT QUOTE ON A MARRIED MAN'S T-SHIRT

"I married my wife for her looks...
But, not the ones she is giving me lately."

Thursday, 29 December 2011

teaching sex

A Teacher of Class 5 is asked to teach sex...

After thinking she decides to use flash cards, She shows a picture of a Breast...
One child speaks up...
"That's Breast, my mom has two of it...

Then she shows a picture of a Penis...
Another child speaks up
"That's a Penis my dad has two of it....
Confused, the teacher asked, "Two?"
The child said:
"A small one to Pee
& A bigger one to brush mommy's teeth""

difference in panties now days

What's the difference
between 1920's panties &
2011 panties???

In 1920 you had to open
the panty to see the bum,
In 2011 you have to open
the bum to see the panty

dating web

I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.
One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.
Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer.